my neighbors love technology. they love the noises technology makes even more.

i'm not sure which of the two dudes (one is shiftier than the other) living in the house next to mine uses AIM all night with the chime on (who DOES that?).
maybe it's the same one screaming into a walkie talkie right now.

-beep- shhh- "what you doing later tonight?"
-beep- "i don't know. is there a cover at that club?"
-beep- shhh- "yeah, i think it's..." (inaudible static)
-beep- "what dude?"


UNLESS YOU ARE A COP OR A TRUCKER OR CURRENTLY IN IRAQ YOU DO NOT NEED TO USE A WALKIE TALKIE.


EVER.

the best is when he uses it to scream at people about the violence he is going to inflict if they don't "shut up and pay up."