Jim Gibbons is governor. Nevada is stupid.

The rest of the country begins coming to its senses, and Nevada votes in a man who:

1- is a confirmed plagiarist of anti-liberal hate speeches. His brilliant- "Tree-hugging, Birkenstock-wearing, hippie, tie-dyed liberals [in Hollywood should]… go make their movies and their music and whine somewhere else…. It's just too damn bad we didn't buy them a ticket [to become human shields in Iraq].” –speech was actually stolen from another right wing nutjob, and that right wing nutjob didn’t appreciate the theft.

2-the wall street journal reported took a bribe-cruise (Patrick Swayze and the dude who played j. Peterman on Seinfeld were on the same cruise, which is hilarious) from a political contributor named Warren Trepp (of the Michael Milken S&L scandal) and is probably going to face ethics violations charges for it.

3- is also facing sexual assault charges (about which I’ve had to dodge reporters, make police statements two times, and read my name in the paper every god damned morning, as I was the cocktail waitress lucky enough to serve our future governor and the lady he allegedly assaulted their cocktails prior to the alleged incident), and who

4- claims he's tough on illegal immigrants, but knowingly hired one for years----and she says he used to MAKE HER HIDE IN THE BASEMENT.

5- was voted worst person in the universe on Keith Olberman’s countdown on msnbc.

Gee, Nevada. You sure are awesome.