retraction

thanks to scarlett for pointing out that "dildos (sic?) don't have cords; vibrators do."

also- scarlett has transferred her obsession with bridget from NBC's Medium- starring Patricia Arquette as Allison DuBois and Maria Lark as BRIDGET DUBOIS, the anti-fanning, the child who never brushes her hair or coordinates her clothing- onto me. thanks for that.