halloween. what a rip.

i have my mommie dearest costume all ready to go...my options are depressing.

i can either drive to the valley and hang out with a bunch of gay dudes with speed problems or go to a dimmak event that will almost definitely be attended by at least 40% of the individuals i have slept with thus far in my life and will absolutely, positively feature shovelloads of cocaine.

both scenarios make me want to wear pajamas until wednesday.