Wednesday, December 28, 2005

the other day

i was talking about relationships and my inability to sustain one and the fact that most people who know me think i don't have feelings or something (if i hear "i can't see you ever being married...it's just not you...you're so funny and sarcastic" one more time...) and i said "i am human and i need to be loved, just like everybody else does..." and i don't think anyone realized i was quoting a song. and therefore they must think that i'm a gigantic ass.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

also:



my neighbors love technology. they love the noises technology makes even more.


i'm not sure which of the two dudes (one is shiftier than the other) living in the house next to mine uses AIM all night with the chime on (who DOES that?).
maybe it's the same one screaming into a walkie talkie right now.

-beep- shhh- "what you doing later tonight?"
-beep- "i don't know. is there a cover at that club?"
-beep- shhh- "yeah, i think it's..." (inaudible static)
-beep- "what dude?"


UNLESS YOU ARE A COP OR A TRUCKER OR CURRENTLY IN IRAQ YOU DO NOT NEED TO USE A WALKIE TALKIE.


EVER.

the best is when he uses it to scream at people about the violence he is going to inflict if they don't "shut up and pay up."

Friday, December 09, 2005

thank god.




Posted on Fri, Dec. 09, 2005


`Dykes on Bikes' OK'd for trademark status


Bay City News Service

Reversing its previous decision, the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has agreed to grant trademark status to `Dykes on Bikes,' according to the San Francisco-based non-profit lesbian motorcycle group.

``We've been working on this a couple of years,'' said Brooke Oliver, the lead attorney in the case and the founder and managing attorney of the Brooke Oliver Law Group. ``It's gone back and forth between us and the trademark office.''

Oliver said the Patent and Trademark Office announced its decision on Monday after previously refusing to patent the name because ``dyke'' was traditionally considered a disparaging term for lesbians.

But Oliver said gay women have reclaimed the word and the connotation has changed.

The word ``is something of pride, not something derogatory,'' she said.

The San Francisco Women's Motorcycle Contingent has operated in the Bay Area for about the last 30 years, and used the name ``Dykes on Bikes'' to promote their non-profit activities, Oliver said.

After receiving word of the initial refusal to grant the trademark, the group appealed to the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board, she said.

A few months ago, the board, convinced by the group's argument and testimony from more than 20 experts, ordered the trademark office to reconsider the case.

After further evidence was submitted, including the fact that the TV show ``Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,'' received trademark approval, the trademark office reversed its decision and is expected to issue the trademark in the next few months.

Group officials had not sought a trademark until someone associated with the organization attempted to use the name for commercial purposes, according to Oliver.

``They felt quite strongly that the mark should continue to be reserved'' for non-profit purposes, Oliver said, adding that the group has allowed other non-profit groups across the country to use the name for gay pride events.

``Nobody should be able to profit commercially from years and years of activism,'' she said.